I honestly never thought I'd say this.

Ever.

But my next D&D character is SO going to be a wizard.

My Wood-Elf, upon a ghost telling us we need to destroy a magical curtain holding back part of the ocean in an undersea cavern
    "Yeah... see... that's kind of a problem for us who don't breathe water."
Party-Leader, Aquatic Elf (that I've previously argued with):
    "Well then your evolution sucks, doesn't it, land walker?