Patrick is asleep on our bed
I picked up Jackie's shift this morning and we were pretty slow. I was cut by 1:30 and I walked with $18 which isn't much, but it's a help. We went and bought cat food and cat litter but I still need to change the litter box and THIS JUST IN the kittens have now litter trained themselves. HAH!
Patrick came in and ate in my section while I was working. Barbara, the four-hundred-year-old host, was really pissed off at him because there were no clean tables in my section and he wouldn't sit anywhere else.
Anyway, then we came back home and took the dog for a walk across the street where every redneck in Tennessee lives. We also got attacked by all nine hundred of their dogs, all of whom are named Duke.
In other news, the King and Queen of Domestic Violence who live upstairs are going at it again. Des just went go to and complain and then she went outside. I don't know if she's outside calling the landlord or the cops or if she went upstairs to complain to them. I should probably go and make sure she didn't go upstairs because those people don't sound happy and I don't want her to get domestic violenced.
Anyway, Jason Green is on his way over so I should probably get ready to go.
Also, I've seen some really great movies lately. They are as follows: Y Tu Mama Tambien, Swimming Pool and Twin Falls Idaho.
Oh and last night, Patrick came over and we watched The Shining, which I've seen a million times but which still scares the shit out of me. So you know that scene where all of the blood comes gushing out of the doors like a big icky ocean of blood? Well, I had a nightmare about it last night, only it wasn't blood, it was marinara sauce and I was wearing my only clean work shirt and I couldn't get away from it. It was horrible.
Patrick came in and ate in my section while I was working. Barbara, the four-hundred-year-old host, was really pissed off at him because there were no clean tables in my section and he wouldn't sit anywhere else.
Anyway, then we came back home and took the dog for a walk across the street where every redneck in Tennessee lives. We also got attacked by all nine hundred of their dogs, all of whom are named Duke.
In other news, the King and Queen of Domestic Violence who live upstairs are going at it again. Des just went go to and complain and then she went outside. I don't know if she's outside calling the landlord or the cops or if she went upstairs to complain to them. I should probably go and make sure she didn't go upstairs because those people don't sound happy and I don't want her to get domestic violenced.
Anyway, Jason Green is on his way over so I should probably get ready to go.
Also, I've seen some really great movies lately. They are as follows: Y Tu Mama Tambien, Swimming Pool and Twin Falls Idaho.
Oh and last night, Patrick came over and we watched The Shining, which I've seen a million times but which still scares the shit out of me. So you know that scene where all of the blood comes gushing out of the doors like a big icky ocean of blood? Well, I had a nightmare about it last night, only it wasn't blood, it was marinara sauce and I was wearing my only clean work shirt and I couldn't get away from it. It was horrible.