what is love? baby, don't hurt me
so my cell phone now rings "what is love" by haddaway and i have to say, that makes me infinitely happy. the only thing that bothers me is that every time it rings, everyone who hears it has to do that goddamned night at the roxbury head thing.
also, soviet is a really great band.
and plus IF I DO NOT GET OUT OF THE HOUSE OTHER THAN TO GO TO WORK OR GROCERY SHOPPING (if i'm especially lucky) I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND.
being without my car is driving me insane. i work work work for five days and then i have two fun-filled days of being cooped up in the house. it's driving me batshit. not that i'm not having a glorious time with des, but these walls are closing in on me.
the car was supposed to be done today but of course it's not because that's the way my life works. and then my dad called and told me that the mechanic told HIM that des and i are being pushy about getting the car done. i swear i don't know how much longer people are going to tote us around to work and the bank and the grocery store before they stop being our friends. i don't even think our friends like us anymore. and i still have to call butters tomorrow and bribe him to take us to do our laundry. that's another fun outing i'm looking forward to so i can get out of the house.
we were really hoping to go to the curiosa festival in nashville today but guess how that worked out! PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i was also supposed to call my mom back tonight but of course i completely forgot.
maybe i will get high. or go to sleep. i should probably go to sleep but what the hell since we're off tomorrow. plus i'm really wired because i slept late today and i want to go out! but i have no friends! it sucks :(
i have really been craving a banana daiquiri from cheddar's. but i'm on a diet. it's not going very well but i'm starting to see my jaw line, which i forgot i had. it's exciting.
i also have to say i'm sick and fucking tired of taking the dog out and having her shit and then bringing her back in and having her shit on the carpet five minutes later. that's really driving me nuts.
oh and the cat is still fucking pregnant as ever. who wants a kitten? jason stanton came over the other night and was telling us that cosmo is too small to have kittens and that the kittens will probably die and i was like !!!!. and he was like, "and you'd better hope you're at home when it happens too because if her kittens are born dead, she'll chew up the dead bodies and then hide them. and you won't even know. so you'll be folding clothes one day and you'll find a chewed up kitten head with its eyes all hanging out and gross."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate you jason.
anyway, i talked to my ex-girlfriend on-line tonight. i was really scared she was going to deaththreat me but she didn't. and for that i'm glad.
in closing, if you or anyone you know would like to aid us in escaping the four walls of our homo tomorrow, we're game.
also, soviet is a really great band.
and plus IF I DO NOT GET OUT OF THE HOUSE OTHER THAN TO GO TO WORK OR GROCERY SHOPPING (if i'm especially lucky) I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND.
being without my car is driving me insane. i work work work for five days and then i have two fun-filled days of being cooped up in the house. it's driving me batshit. not that i'm not having a glorious time with des, but these walls are closing in on me.
the car was supposed to be done today but of course it's not because that's the way my life works. and then my dad called and told me that the mechanic told HIM that des and i are being pushy about getting the car done. i swear i don't know how much longer people are going to tote us around to work and the bank and the grocery store before they stop being our friends. i don't even think our friends like us anymore. and i still have to call butters tomorrow and bribe him to take us to do our laundry. that's another fun outing i'm looking forward to so i can get out of the house.
we were really hoping to go to the curiosa festival in nashville today but guess how that worked out! PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i was also supposed to call my mom back tonight but of course i completely forgot.
maybe i will get high. or go to sleep. i should probably go to sleep but what the hell since we're off tomorrow. plus i'm really wired because i slept late today and i want to go out! but i have no friends! it sucks :(
i have really been craving a banana daiquiri from cheddar's. but i'm on a diet. it's not going very well but i'm starting to see my jaw line, which i forgot i had. it's exciting.
i also have to say i'm sick and fucking tired of taking the dog out and having her shit and then bringing her back in and having her shit on the carpet five minutes later. that's really driving me nuts.
oh and the cat is still fucking pregnant as ever. who wants a kitten? jason stanton came over the other night and was telling us that cosmo is too small to have kittens and that the kittens will probably die and i was like !!!!. and he was like, "and you'd better hope you're at home when it happens too because if her kittens are born dead, she'll chew up the dead bodies and then hide them. and you won't even know. so you'll be folding clothes one day and you'll find a chewed up kitten head with its eyes all hanging out and gross."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate you jason.
anyway, i talked to my ex-girlfriend on-line tonight. i was really scared she was going to deaththreat me but she didn't. and for that i'm glad.
in closing, if you or anyone you know would like to aid us in escaping the four walls of our homo tomorrow, we're game.