Just call me Alexander Catiline, baby.
Dear wanderlight:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of hating the Boston Celtics.
With ease,
terra
It's canti's fault. But isn't it always?? Isn't it always??
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
So I thought I would talk something about what I'm actually doing this year, which is MY THESIS. My thesis is about the use of classical pseudonyms in the newspaper debate over the Jay Treaty. Which is to say, "how the founding fathers insulted each other in print." Like this:
JEFFERSON: That illegitimate wanker Hamilton is trying to destroy the republic with economics, and, like, machines. HE IS TOTALLY A BRITISH SPY. I have PROOF. This one time he came over to my house and was all, "Who the hell is John Locke?" That's right, he doesn't even watch Lost. And then he went on and ON and ON about how much he loved Julius Caesar, which hell-ooooo, didn't that guy totally destroy a republic in order to become a king and wear prettier togas?? We don't want Hamilton wearing any pretty togas.
HAMILTON: You all suck.
I, er, promise not to talk about it too much.
So this weekend one of my friends came up to visit from the Oakland, so I've been hanging out a lot this weekend. We went to Powell's, which is a hu-u-uge bookstore downtown, which you should never let me visit because I buy things.
That would be um, Fun Home, the first volume of Justice League International, Allende's Zorro, Jacques the Fatalist, and The Kestrel!! the_wild_iris knows how excited I am to finally get my hands on it. Lloyd Alexander is one of my all-time favorite authors, and I have the first and last book of the Westmark trilogy but only just now found the middle part.
We also went to go see Don Hertzfeldt, who actually does look a lot like Johnny Depp. He even had a story about being mistaken for Johnny Depp. But yeah, they played most of his most popular stuff plus his newest film, which was heartbreaking.
Also we just hung out at my friends house for a while. This is the cat who lives there:
One game we play a lot that's pretty fun is, the Sentence Game. Which is where someone writes a sentence, passes it on to the next person, and they draw a picture of that sentence. Then they pass it to the next person, who tries to reconstruct the sentence using only that picture, and so on:
Taadaaaaa. Next time I get to illustrate the lovely threesome icor and I will be having with Zombie Argath.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of hating the Boston Celtics.
With ease,
terra
It's canti's fault. But isn't it always?? Isn't it always??
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
So I thought I would talk something about what I'm actually doing this year, which is MY THESIS. My thesis is about the use of classical pseudonyms in the newspaper debate over the Jay Treaty. Which is to say, "how the founding fathers insulted each other in print." Like this:
JEFFERSON: That illegitimate wanker Hamilton is trying to destroy the republic with economics, and, like, machines. HE IS TOTALLY A BRITISH SPY. I have PROOF. This one time he came over to my house and was all, "Who the hell is John Locke?" That's right, he doesn't even watch Lost. And then he went on and ON and ON about how much he loved Julius Caesar, which hell-ooooo, didn't that guy totally destroy a republic in order to become a king and wear prettier togas?? We don't want Hamilton wearing any pretty togas.
HAMILTON: You all suck.
I, er, promise not to talk about it too much.
So this weekend one of my friends came up to visit from the Oakland, so I've been hanging out a lot this weekend. We went to Powell's, which is a hu-u-uge bookstore downtown, which you should never let me visit because I buy things.
That would be um, Fun Home, the first volume of Justice League International, Allende's Zorro, Jacques the Fatalist, and The Kestrel!! the_wild_iris knows how excited I am to finally get my hands on it. Lloyd Alexander is one of my all-time favorite authors, and I have the first and last book of the Westmark trilogy but only just now found the middle part.
We also went to go see Don Hertzfeldt, who actually does look a lot like Johnny Depp. He even had a story about being mistaken for Johnny Depp. But yeah, they played most of his most popular stuff plus his newest film, which was heartbreaking.
Also we just hung out at my friends house for a while. This is the cat who lives there:
One game we play a lot that's pretty fun is, the Sentence Game. Which is where someone writes a sentence, passes it on to the next person, and they draw a picture of that sentence. Then they pass it to the next person, who tries to reconstruct the sentence using only that picture, and so on:
Taadaaaaa. Next time I get to illustrate the lovely threesome icor and I will be having with Zombie Argath.