Taylor Bell you shall rue the day...
Today I have a new enemy. His name is Taylor Bell. He has stolen what is rightfully mine. Jack Beat has been, for the past four years, my alias, my avatar, my handle, the name to which I hold dear and true as my own and no one else's. Now I find that this devious Canadian has hijacked it away from me for use as his own handle (see: neopets). Oh Taylor, you know not what pains you have brought on yourself because of this seemingly innocuous act. Rest assured that I will dedicate my life to tracking you down so that I might take back that which is rightfully mine. Jack Beat will be rescued from your villainous grasp.