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Theres a reason why David Beckham has been getting splinters from the Real Madrid bench. Theres also a reason why he's been dropped like a brick from the national side. Theres also a reason why Man Yoo sold him as quickly as they did.
Theres no apparent reason why he'd shack up with someone as hideous as his missus.
Theres also no apparent reason why anyone with even a fragile grip on reality would want to pay him $250 million.
His agent should win the Nobel prize for Fiction/Bullshit.