Owned (sorry, i only talk American)
tee hee
you smoke
tee hee
you know the risks and consequences
but its cool man
you've got horn rim glasses and the latest saddle creek release
you're ironic
how's this for ironic
youknow that significant other you spent most of your young adulthood making posts on LJ about not being able to find. well ya found them. and gee whiz they're kean. except now, after a few short years together, you r lying in a hospital bed saying your goodbyes to them because you're dying of lung cancer. oh and don't forget little billy, who will grow up without his mommy/daddy (not to mention with asthma). Remembering you only as a grey, shrivled, blood shot, croaking monster, and with a distinct feeling of fear. That is until he's old enough to recognize your stupidity, and that fear is replaced by hatred and loathing. (congradulations you are now officially a deadbeat.......literally). What happened to you hipsters? i can only guess your ideals , will power, and "fight the power" mentality faded away with your health and vitality, not to mention a good portion of your disposable income, which went to line the pockets of some tobacco executive so he could buy
a new air purifier for his condo in the Bahamas (and you thought i was outta irony). Ah the Bahamas, you would have liked to go there some day, but your dead now.
and what was suppose to be post-modern ironic
has become post-mortem pathetic
all because you had your head too far up your own ass to just quit
tee fuckin hee
P.s. you fucking stink
p.p.s. ladies don't kid yourselves, your youth and beauty are, in all reality, your most precious commodity. Don't shoot yourself in the foot
you smoke
tee hee
you know the risks and consequences
but its cool man
you've got horn rim glasses and the latest saddle creek release
you're ironic
how's this for ironic
youknow that significant other you spent most of your young adulthood making posts on LJ about not being able to find. well ya found them. and gee whiz they're kean. except now, after a few short years together, you r lying in a hospital bed saying your goodbyes to them because you're dying of lung cancer. oh and don't forget little billy, who will grow up without his mommy/daddy (not to mention with asthma). Remembering you only as a grey, shrivled, blood shot, croaking monster, and with a distinct feeling of fear. That is until he's old enough to recognize your stupidity, and that fear is replaced by hatred and loathing. (congradulations you are now officially a deadbeat.......literally). What happened to you hipsters? i can only guess your ideals , will power, and "fight the power" mentality faded away with your health and vitality, not to mention a good portion of your disposable income, which went to line the pockets of some tobacco executive so he could buy
a new air purifier for his condo in the Bahamas (and you thought i was outta irony). Ah the Bahamas, you would have liked to go there some day, but your dead now.
and what was suppose to be post-modern ironic
has become post-mortem pathetic
all because you had your head too far up your own ass to just quit
tee fuckin hee
P.s. you fucking stink
p.p.s. ladies don't kid yourselves, your youth and beauty are, in all reality, your most precious commodity. Don't shoot yourself in the foot