GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[tensepian]

GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT PIEMAN

QUIT STEALING ALL OUR PIE.

YOU'RE LIKE THE FUCKIN PIED PIPER AT THE GATES OF FUCKIN DAWN, MAAAAN!
FUCKIN SKIPPIN AROUND, PLAYING YOUR ABOVE AVERAGE FLUTE, LEADING AWAY ALL THE PEICES OF PIE
WE TOWNS FOLK ARE LEFT FUCKIN PIELESS
FUCKIN FUCK, MAAAAN!
WHAT AM I FUCKIN SAYING ITS NOT YOUR FUCKIN FAULT
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*drops head to desk and cries in desperation*