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Most people in America are actually THIRSTY when they think that they're hungry.
Instead of drinking water, they drink a soda with a big fat meal.
America should promote a water diet. Drink water when you're hungry - smoke a cigarette - and eat a bag of baked lays through out the day.
Or, as I so convinced a man two weeks ago "don't eat crust."
Excess bread is gross anyway. If there's not a fat sloppy piece of meat in between it or some nice fatty cheese or tuna w/mayo then peel it off & toss it to the floor for your ugly, over weight animal to eat or push around with his or her nose into your gross, un vacuumed carpet.
Try to rotate with your partner who's on bottom. When you're on top you burn more calories (from all the damned baked lays & water). Or if you don't have a partner, stop masturbating so much and go for a walk instead.
If you were born with a bad thyroid then ignore all of this advice. There's nothing I can do for you with this. All the water would go straight to your thighs, and you'd pass out from the lack of vitamins. If you have a VERY bad thyroid then I assume your throat is too thick to even inhale smoke anyway too.
I on the other hand am eating clam chowder, a stick of butter dipped in mayo and masturbating with healthy fruits and vegetables that I will not eat.
Instead of drinking water, they drink a soda with a big fat meal.
America should promote a water diet. Drink water when you're hungry - smoke a cigarette - and eat a bag of baked lays through out the day.
Or, as I so convinced a man two weeks ago "don't eat crust."
Excess bread is gross anyway. If there's not a fat sloppy piece of meat in between it or some nice fatty cheese or tuna w/mayo then peel it off & toss it to the floor for your ugly, over weight animal to eat or push around with his or her nose into your gross, un vacuumed carpet.
Try to rotate with your partner who's on bottom. When you're on top you burn more calories (from all the damned baked lays & water). Or if you don't have a partner, stop masturbating so much and go for a walk instead.
If you were born with a bad thyroid then ignore all of this advice. There's nothing I can do for you with this. All the water would go straight to your thighs, and you'd pass out from the lack of vitamins. If you have a VERY bad thyroid then I assume your throat is too thick to even inhale smoke anyway too.
I on the other hand am eating clam chowder, a stick of butter dipped in mayo and masturbating with healthy fruits and vegetables that I will not eat.