So I am buying a house. It's terrifying, but it's also the thing I have wanted most for forever. I wonder if I will ever install that secret trapdoor, or that slide down the stairs.

And God said to Noah: "Build me an Ark."

And Noah said...

(I can't i'm too scared)
(I'm not worthy!)
(Why me?)
(If i derive pleasure from this is it still just?)
(Oh God of gods pick someone else)
(What if I mess up)
(Is this all my life is to be?)
(FUCK, I'll just do it)
(no, I can't)
(ok, I have to say something)

And Noah said: "I shall"