I'm so fucking tired, I can't see straight.

ANYWAY:

Need to know why Americans call people who are called John "Jack" instead of "John," which is their name. Don't ask, I seem the be watching the Kennedys. But seriously, WHY IS THAT?

But this is fucking excellent.

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And for those of you more into lolcats, please feel free to make yourself one of these.

MAKE YOUR OWN CEILING CAT

I know I am.

LOLOL. I was just watching Total Wipeout and Richard Hammond's hair made me have to do a post, dudes. I mean, I think he's a hideously ugly troll creature as it is, but man, he's now making it very hard for me not to laugh out loud at him for literally minutes on end. I cannot fathom how there are people out there who find him attractive ( Read more... )

I have asked a random fabric related question over at whyawhelk, so I'm pointing people at it. Anyone know anything about whitening table linens?

• th_esaurus has made me choose a favourite Jonas Brother and it is Kevin. I never wanted to reach a point in my life where I had a favourite Jonas Brother, but she has made it so. Bitch. I have, as of yet, never heard even a single note of their musical output, nor do I plan to. I'm sure I can manage that somehow.
• Beckett seems to think Lily Allen is his ( Read more... )

• I feel personally responsible for perhaps pointing one or two Torchwood people towards who_anon. Please tell me this is not the case. I have NO idea what's going on there anymore, but the wank on my friendslist continues unabated. My two cents: Seriously, I think the kind of hive mentality on who_anon polarises opinion when it comes to fannish things, I think the ( Read more... )

Yes, so... I went to England. More about that later.

( WE BOUGHT TOYS!! )

LOLOL. Your inability to grasp the relatively simple concept of "aspect ratio" tells me a lot about you, and indeed about the quality of your fic. So much so, I don't even need to read it.


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Apparently, yesterday was International Fetish Day. Who knew? Seriously, who knew? I'm international, and I've got quite a few fetishes, but I was unaware of this event. Next time, people, when instigating International Days for things we should be aware of and support, Advertise Moar. Speaking of advertising, here's my belated contribution to ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And for Christmas I bring you... assorted fannish gripes.

• Some of you don't quite seem to believe me on the bears thing.
  
  torchwood_bearsThere you fucking go. And THAT, ladies, I am telling you right now, is NOT normal fucking behaviour. There's been a lot of talk on the flist lately about girl fans and boy fans and all that sort of shizzle. I ( Read more... )