Bathroom (last night)
Dreamt that I had to use the restroom, so I walked over, only to find SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM, showering. It was Patrick, who should be using his own restroom for that. I knock on his bedroom door cause the mutt is in there. I demand to use the restroom. She 'lets' me. I go in amid all sorts of rank stenches and do my business ( Read more... )

The other week, I was coming home from work and I notice to my left in my peripheral vision there is this flashing light.  It is a cruiser. I look over and make eye contact with the office. He then  pulls kind of ahead of me, and I let him in, right in front of me, and he pulls over the chap who was directly in front of me O_O ( Read more... )