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I TOTALLY GOT MY FACE BLOWN OFF WITH A LASER!!!!!!
So they put me in a chair, wiped my face with some alcohol swab, put two stickers over my eyelids, and then some kind of darkened wee-small goggles.
And then they zapped me all over with a laser. It was like getting snapped with a rubber band over and over.
One zap was not so bad, or two or three, but they added up to feel rather unpleasant. You know, like someone had just slapped you (like Shara) over and over. A kind of burning sting, you know.
But I know no limits. It could have felt 10 times worse and I'd have done it. I'D HAVE DONE IT! I'M AN ANIMAL!!!!!
It only took about 10 minutes, honestly. And they had me apply some cortizone cream and sunblock, and then some ice things. Like, little plastic sackies of frozen blue stuff.
I have only begun. I won't be happy till I spend a thousand dollars. Two thousand! I dont care! No price is too high! No pain is too much! No obstacle too big! Cutthroat, ruthless savagery!
I only mildly look like a waffle iron just as present. Small price to pay. I'll be better in a day or two. I have purchased some anti-inflammatory cream and Tylenol, along with the ice packs they gave me.
Cutthroat savagery. Lasers off burning the very face. Dreams coming true. Certainly beats that birthday where I had to beat out a grass fire with a big slab of plastic
