I am SOOOOOO embarrassed! to be from OU.
First of all, none of those Barbies or Kens give a damn about history, politics, philosophy, or anything like that. Their only concerns are 1) sticking their D in someone, and 2) football
And they can't even win at football! They can't move a hunk of pig flesh over a chalk line better than someone else. What a bunch of losers!
I wish I'd have gone somewhere respectable, like the University of Phoenix.
"sieg hiel!"