[The citizens of Template will please notice the candy conversation hearts littered around the city, and occasionally falling out of the sky to bonk people on the head like rain, or at least very small pieces of sugar hail.

They're very ordinary looking candy hearts, but when they're picked up and read... that's when the fun begins.]

((OOC: PLOT ( Read more... )

I didn't do nothin', don't see why they have to make me do everythin'. [He keeps pushing random buttons. When this stops working, he starts messing around with the wiring inside the control panel.]And will I get paid for it? No. Will I get a thank you? No. I'll just get a big fat pat on the back from Miss. Mayor when she's back from the Bahamas, ( Read more... )