jesus christ
me: dionysus gets more upset than i thought he would over eros antagonizing apollo
me: i think since apollo visited him since he was a kid and he was Big Awesome Apollo dionysus has a little hero-worship thing going on
me: and doesn't really know how to deal with feelings of familial affection
me: since he never really had a mother (and has several mother-figures)
me: and never had any siblings
me: he uses sex
me: if you asked him, he'd say apollo was his brother, of course. as is eros, in theory, like hypnos is one
me: but he's slept with all threee
me: because he doesn't.. know how to do platonic affection. except in regard to his mother figures
bobby: Ah, I see :o
bobby: Psychoanlayzing the Gods: Serious Business.
2:15 AM
me: i'm terrible XD
bobby: YUSS<3
me: <3eros doesn't remember that they slept together, and neither does dionysus, but his body knows they did
me: or something like that. so he's really flirty
me: because he can't just chill and have there be brograbs and cheek kisses and things. he always reads too much into it
bobby: BROGRABS
me: BROGRABS.
me: he's also a SUPER PROTECTIVE FATHER
me: he guilt-trips his kids all the time
me: he's pissed off at hypnos for sleeping with his brother while he's married to dionysus' daughter
me: but it's okay when dionysus sleeps with hypnos!
bobby: ... woah
bobby: TRIPPY
me: it's fucking insane
bobby: I think my mind exploded trying to actually grasp that warped web of incest-encrusted awesome :<
me: greek god family trees are more like knots :<
bobby: More like tumbleweeds or legumes than trees I suppose
bobby: or perhaps some kind of divine fungus
me: i like the idea of a divine fungus
bobby: HLEL YS
bobby: Diospoot's all like "IM EXTENDIN MAH MYOFILAMENTZ"
me: UWAAAAH~~
bobby: "in ur butt rroooooofflll"
me: fhhahd
me: i think he's super protective of his kids because zeus was like LOL ADULTERY HERE GO LIVE WITH THESE NYMPHS NO WAIT UR AUNT NO WAIT MY MOM.
me: depending on which version
bobby: hisudfhiusdhf
me: so dionysus never wants anything bad to happen to his kids omg must protect them omg MUST BE A GOOD DADDY OMG COME VISIT ME YOU UNGRATEFUL THING
me: god dionysus is just a huge hypocrite
bobby: s
bobby: LOL IDENTITY CRISES
bobby: sorry I couldn't help myself
me: he loved ariadne at first because eros pricked him and gave her to him, but then it did develop into a thing.. like
me: ITS OKAY
me: like i think she was the first woman he didnt really try to pin mother on or just have meaningless sex with
2:25 AM
bobby: o my :o
me: he loved her so fucking much :< and then perseus killed her
me: so some of his kids didn't have a mom just like he didn't and oh god he had to be the best dad ever
bobby: eeeeee
me: but after she died he basically swore of any serious relationships
me: and got drunk for a thousand years or so
me: slept with apollo, mucked around with eros and hypnos, slept with both of them
me: because he loved them
me: and
me: then
me: eros ran away
bobby: WRRRRYYYYY
me: so dionysus flipped out and his entire life changed and when he found eros he fell in love with anteros and it wasn't because he thought of him like a brother
me: because anteros was the little annoying faerie that followed team awesome around
me: but just because he was anteros and its like ariadne all over again
me: except without the child issues and perseus
bobby: ah, right
me: SO MAYBE IT'LL WORK OUT THIS TIME AND HE'LL BE A BETTER PERSON
me: I JUST PSYCHO-ANALYSED A GOD
bobby: YEY
me: i think since apollo visited him since he was a kid and he was Big Awesome Apollo dionysus has a little hero-worship thing going on
me: and doesn't really know how to deal with feelings of familial affection
me: since he never really had a mother (and has several mother-figures)
me: and never had any siblings
me: he uses sex
me: if you asked him, he'd say apollo was his brother, of course. as is eros, in theory, like hypnos is one
me: but he's slept with all threee
me: because he doesn't.. know how to do platonic affection. except in regard to his mother figures
bobby: Ah, I see :o
bobby: Psychoanlayzing the Gods: Serious Business.
2:15 AM
me: i'm terrible XD
bobby: YUSS<3
me: <3eros doesn't remember that they slept together, and neither does dionysus, but his body knows they did
me: or something like that. so he's really flirty
me: because he can't just chill and have there be brograbs and cheek kisses and things. he always reads too much into it
bobby: BROGRABS
me: BROGRABS.
me: he's also a SUPER PROTECTIVE FATHER
me: he guilt-trips his kids all the time
me: he's pissed off at hypnos for sleeping with his brother while he's married to dionysus' daughter
me: but it's okay when dionysus sleeps with hypnos!
bobby: ... woah
bobby: TRIPPY
me: it's fucking insane
bobby: I think my mind exploded trying to actually grasp that warped web of incest-encrusted awesome :<
me: greek god family trees are more like knots :<
bobby: More like tumbleweeds or legumes than trees I suppose
bobby: or perhaps some kind of divine fungus
me: i like the idea of a divine fungus
bobby: HLEL YS
bobby: Diospoot's all like "IM EXTENDIN MAH MYOFILAMENTZ"
me: UWAAAAH~~
bobby: "in ur butt rroooooofflll"
me: fhhahd
me: i think he's super protective of his kids because zeus was like LOL ADULTERY HERE GO LIVE WITH THESE NYMPHS NO WAIT UR AUNT NO WAIT MY MOM.
me: depending on which version
bobby: hisudfhiusdhf
me: so dionysus never wants anything bad to happen to his kids omg must protect them omg MUST BE A GOOD DADDY OMG COME VISIT ME YOU UNGRATEFUL THING
me: god dionysus is just a huge hypocrite
bobby: s
bobby: LOL IDENTITY CRISES
bobby: sorry I couldn't help myself
me: he loved ariadne at first because eros pricked him and gave her to him, but then it did develop into a thing.. like
me: ITS OKAY
me: like i think she was the first woman he didnt really try to pin mother on or just have meaningless sex with
2:25 AM
bobby: o my :o
me: he loved her so fucking much :< and then perseus killed her
me: so some of his kids didn't have a mom just like he didn't and oh god he had to be the best dad ever
bobby: eeeeee
me: but after she died he basically swore of any serious relationships
me: and got drunk for a thousand years or so
me: slept with apollo, mucked around with eros and hypnos, slept with both of them
me: because he loved them
me: and
me: then
me: eros ran away
bobby: WRRRRYYYYY
me: so dionysus flipped out and his entire life changed and when he found eros he fell in love with anteros and it wasn't because he thought of him like a brother
me: because anteros was the little annoying faerie that followed team awesome around
me: but just because he was anteros and its like ariadne all over again
me: except without the child issues and perseus
bobby: ah, right
me: SO MAYBE IT'LL WORK OUT THIS TIME AND HE'LL BE A BETTER PERSON
me: I JUST PSYCHO-ANALYSED A GOD
bobby: YEY