When you see this on your flist, quote Firefly...
Book: If you take advantage of her, you're going to a special level of Hell...the one reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
Roll out those quotes. I'm off to see the Serenity movie tomorrow lunchtime if I can get tickets, I'm positively aquiver I tell you. Hopefully all the early sessions won't be sold out. :)