Book VI of Paradise Lost, Good Parts Version:
Battle: *pauses for soliloquy*
Michael: Go away or I'll cut you bad.
Battle: ....that was it?
Satan: Oh, you wish.
Battle: *goes on*
Satan: *gets right side lopped off*
Exit Forces of Evil, stage over that way.
Satan's Inspirational Speech: Awesomesauce! We don't die! Let's go do some more fighting, since
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