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My friend messaged me the following:
"Oh my God, I hate everything and I have so much work but I'm procrastibating because I am so bloody lazy."
Did you notice it? Read it again. If not, then:

procrastibating

procrastibating

PROCRASTIBATING

Say it aloud. ;D

The terrible thing is that it's not entirely non-sensical. That might have been an intentional ( Read more... )

I'll admit: I only clicked on this because of my namesake. But trust me, it's legitimately good for a laugh.  

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AHAHAHAHA.   
"You got to keep them alive... barely alive."

This video made my day:

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You know how I was bitching about having to attend a dull ass convention in this post?

The mate who was taking me was pulling my leg the entire time. It was epic. She made fake brochures and tickets, had me completely taken in that what we were going to was a motivational convention.

I should've have Googled that shit, but I'm lazy. So I believed it ( Read more... )

Best crossover ever. 

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Finding stuff like this is the whole reason why the Internet exists. XD

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Mermaid
by Daniel A. Bergstein

If I ate a mermaid, would it taste like fish?

Probably.

Is that cannibalism?
Would I go to jail?

What if I only ate the fish parts?

And sewed the human half to a pair of robot legs?
I would be a hero. The mermaid would finally know what it felt like to ( Read more... )

These little flashes are absolute win. Watch and be amused. I command thee~!

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The wonders of the Internet will never cease to make me laugh.