oh my god! i love kate winslet and moreover, I adore her father! i want to be friends with them both.

The Jerry Lewis montage is very touching. And huh, he was pretty hot back in the day.

[much later]

That stupid floating camera ruined the "Dead People" montage. I'm so upset.

okay, i thought i could manage to just watch the rest of the awards on my own but they keep making ridiculous decisions. Because really, Benjamin Buttons for special affects?! Against The Dark Knight?

FAIL ACADEMY! FAIL!!!!

No, giving TDK a sound award does not make it better. ... Will Smith sort of does.

My friends do not appreciate the awesomeness of the oscars, and thus you all must suffer.

( thought by thought )

I'm stuck in the library instead of watching E!'s red carpet coverage, but I needed to take a quick break to squee. Cause seriously, how cute does Danny Glover look here?

Oh old black men, you will always hold a special place in my heart.