Cats Gonna Cat
The next instalment of Larry Does Lockdown, in response to the latest Partygate allegation:
“You jump up on the table and put your pawprints all over that birthday cake,” Larry meowed at Gladstone.
It really took the piss, the way the rest of the country was sticking to the rules in lockdown, unable to celebrate with their families, while his housemate was getting a surprise birthday party in Downing Street, complete with birthday cake.
Larry, meanwhile, was going to jump on the kitchen counter and knock all the glasses of wine onto the floor - cats gonna cat, after all, and the cats deserved a little fun of their own.
“You jump up on the table and put your pawprints all over that birthday cake,” Larry meowed at Gladstone.
It really took the piss, the way the rest of the country was sticking to the rules in lockdown, unable to celebrate with their families, while his housemate was getting a surprise birthday party in Downing Street, complete with birthday cake.
Larry, meanwhile, was going to jump on the kitchen counter and knock all the glasses of wine onto the floor - cats gonna cat, after all, and the cats deserved a little fun of their own.