Time for your random picspam of the week! I'm not sure how many of you know about Zack, but he is awesome. He's is Panic's security guard and a very large man compared to the tiny boys he was assigned to protect. So, enjoy pics of him as well as his boys and a few videos at the end.
So, this is Zack...yeah, that's all I got. Say hello to his cheesy grin and Jon Walker's ass.
The dancers love him.
And he loves himself.
He loves his boys very much.
And is never too far away from them.
No, really. He's often very close to them.
And likes to confuse Brendon.
He also looks confused sometimes himself. Who wouldn't be when you have to babysit Brendon?
Uh-oh! Someone pointed a camera at him and he froze.
He's often in most, if not all, pictures that surface from a meet-and-greet.
He's not always happy about it.
Zack, I think you should be more concerned with Jon trying to escape.
He also has to keep a close eye of the boys when they sign for crowds. Spencer, what in the hell are you wearing?
I know this is supposed to be about Zack, but I'm having more fun with Brendon and Jon here. Brendon's ass is perfect here and Jon's ass reappears and is quite lovely.
I think Zack is just there to guard Brendon's ass.
SEE?! Brendon's ass and Zack's hand on his back. *melts*
He's not the only one who knows how to lurk. He has to watch Jon and Ryan while they lurk.
He also lurks with random bands. But notice how he didn't go far from Brendon.
Is this Panic's version of the Cobra fangs? Please be noticing Zack's amused and/or drunk look.
Ryan, be a little more subtle, mmkay?
Better!
But now it's Zack's turn to hit on Ryan.
I think he's asleep.
He can make Ryan show real emotion. No wonder they kept him around.
I think he might be holding Ryan up.
Still holding him. Both of them look so tired.
Ryan being pretty and Zack somewhat hiding.
Zack looks like he just told a dirty joke and Ryan is trying hard not to laugh.
Ryan is so tiny surrounded by three large men.
HAND!
It's like playing "Where's Waldo?"
All the boys together. Ryan and Brendon may or may not be holding hands. I like to imagine Brendon got a lecture for running off because he looks sad.
Zack does not approve of Brendon trying to swallow Ryan whole. And please be keeping that statement clean, kthanx.
He seems to like to follow Brendon around.
Brendon, his painted-on jeans, and Zack.
Brendon looks like he was just picked up from school by his big brother.
So THAT'S where Jon's missing flipflop went!
Mouth.
I just want to hug them.
He watches over Brendon and Jon, but lets them have their fun.
And they don't seem to run off anywhere.
Zack is amused by Jon's horrible hiding place.
Playtime! Zack was imitating a snake.
Cuddling.
Brendon looks like he weighs nothing. And the reappearance of his ass.
Zack's gotta make sure Brendon is okay. This picture is sad and sweet at the same time.
OMG, my favorite Zack picture ever! The looks on their faces, the fact that Brendon is on Zack's lap and it proves just how tiny he is.
Prom dates?
Brendon is seriously four. Zack's leg and most of his body is visible.
It takes Brendon standing on a higher step and Zack leaning down for them to be the same height.
*squee*
Um...what?
Looking after the Dynamic Duo.
OMG! Try not to molest Brendon in front of a crowd.
He seems a bit worried that he only found half the band.
Now he found Ryan and Spencer and lost Jon.
I think Spencer wants Zack to pick him up, but Zack doesn't seem to get it.
Zack stroking Spencer while Spencer...picks up his pants?
Zack looking high and Spencer's gorgeous smile.
I think Zack is the only one, besides Jon, who can make Spencer smile like that.
And Spencer got high when Zack wasn't looking.
I wish this was clearer.
Again, wish this was clearer, but Zack can even make Spencer look tiny.
These two are so adorable!
HAAAAAAAAAAND.
Spencer is holding onto Zack's head for dear life. O.O
Spencer's feet never touch the ground when Zack is around.
You can't hide behind your hand, Zack! We can see you!
Tiny again!
Who so pretty, Jon? And Zack is asleep again.
OMG HAAAAND!
Zack is not paying attention! Also, why is Jon molesting Ryan and where is Ryan's waist?!
What is going on here?
Zack is fierce, y'all.
Zack and Jon are the only normal looking ones in the picture. Ignore Brendon and Ryan's odd faces and Spencer throwing up a gang sign.
He apparently lost Ryan, so he had to go back for him.
Faithfully watching his boys.
He makes a great table in a pinch.
He likes to pretend he's in the Secret Service sometimes.
And he believes he can fly.
He also borrows Hemmy for naptime. Say goodnight, guys!
How about some videos to show how awesome he is while in movement?
In Which Spencer Tries to Kill ZackSometimes the boys are as bad as Pete and Dirty. Spencer hits Zack over the head with a...lid? Ryan has wonderful camera skills, y'know.
In Which Zack Needs IceThis is just awesome on so many levels. Let's not talk about Spencer and Zack's horrible acting skills, even if they are hilarious.
Happy Birthday, Spencer!OMG! Zack "drums" for Spencer's birthday.
In Which Zack Doesn't Like Cameras"Are you recording me?" Zack telling fans what not to do during a meet-and-greet. He doesn't like the creepy fans either.
That's all! Hope you learned to love Zack as much as his boys do!