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[televators]

Trendy Asian girl on cell: So, Max came over last night and we were in the kitchen, and he lifted me up onto the counter and was like, 'I am gonna fuck you so hard,' and I was like, 'Whoa, oh my god!' But I couldn't go through with it. So he walked over to the fridge, opened it up, and put his head inside and started, like, banging his head against

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[andapple]

Hahah what the fuck!?

[televators]

www.overheardinnewyork.com

it always makes me laugh.