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Trendy Asian girl on cell: So, Max came over last night and we were in the kitchen, and he lifted me up onto the counter and was like, 'I am gonna fuck you so hard,' and I was like, 'Whoa, oh my god!' But I couldn't go through with it. So he walked over to the fridge, opened it up, and put his head inside and started, like, banging his head against the wall. I know, can you believe that?

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