The Thing I Understand
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Bean
Rating: R
Summary: Seven vignettes about Bean, the cast and crew, and touching.
Word Count: 3.012
fanfic100 prompt: 026/100 -- Teammates
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

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Consecration
Authors: padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips AU, Viggo/Elijah
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, erotic pain, character death
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.
Summary: A brand new priest of the Death God consecrates his temple.

Notes: Really ( Read more... )

Of Bath Bombs and Hobbits
Author: telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Orlando, Hobbits
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, mild drug usage
Summary: When Orlando's back gives him trouble, the Hobbits take over.
Word Count: 896
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack ( Read more... )

Of Elves, Hobbits, and Men
Author: telesilla
Rating: PG-13
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, implied Orlando/Bean
Archive: no where
Summary: Two vignettes that attempt to answer the eternal questions: Would Elijah Wood still be a foul-mouthed chain smoking kid if he were really a Hobbit? Would Orlando still be a bit of a slut if he were actually an Elf?.
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Title: Nine Different Cooks
Author: telesillaCharacters: all nine fellowship actors ( Read more... )

Title: Nine Sleepless Nights
Author: telesillaCharacters: all nine fellowship actors ( Read more... )

(cross posted from everywhere because I'm rather proud of it)
Title: Hyperactive and Incoherent
Author; telesillaPairing: EW/DM ( Read more... )