So I have been wracking my brain, TRYING TRYING TRYING to put my feelings and thoughts about this whole Britney Spears business into the perfect bit of poetic prose, something with style, grace and impact. But then I found this. This guy knows exactly how I feel. At least... I think it's a guy...
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There are not enough letters in the word GAY to adequately carry the weight of that atomic bomb of supermegagay.