Zihotch Nostalgia Watch
Taking retro to a near-impractical level, Japan watchmaker Maywadenki has created this "portable" dial phone watch. As you may have noticed, it has no display or needles that tell the time - rather, you dial "117" on it and a female voice will announce the time in Japanese (the same numbers you dial in Japan for a real speaking clock). Probably cool to show off for 10 seconds, then it's just heavy and noisy after that.
The Nostalgia Dial Phone Watch [OhGizmo!]