Yeah, I had a thought for how to fund healthcare - spend half as much on goddam defense. Seriously. The scariest enemies we have live in caves. We spend more on weapons and troops than the rest of the world combined. We spend more money than you can count on high tech hooraw doodads that won't be needed for decades, if ever. Cut the damn budget in ( Read more... )

Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?

A: ARRR-gyles.