ONE HUNDRED TWO
Well, at least I won't get bored, today. Telling the truth is a rare thing for yours truly, it's one of those... two, three things? Out of the millions upon millions of things I know, that I'm not too skilled at.
Not that I dislike telling the truth; it's... nice. Refreshing. But after millennium upon moreso of lying about your very species to everyone you meet if even the meeting is painfilly fleeting, lying by omission and every other type of anti-truth sin you can conjure up, it's become a habit and possibly a way of life. Seeing as I'm not dead, unlike some, it obviously works, and, what's that phrase you people came up with?
If it isn't broke...
You know how it goes. And I assure you, I am many, many, many things, but broke is not one of them, in every way of the word's worn meaning.
...See what I mean? Very interesting. I'm certainly not bored, either.
Not that I dislike telling the truth; it's... nice. Refreshing. But after millennium upon moreso of lying about your very species to everyone you meet if even the meeting is painfilly fleeting, lying by omission and every other type of anti-truth sin you can conjure up, it's become a habit and possibly a way of life. Seeing as I'm not dead, unlike some, it obviously works, and, what's that phrase you people came up with?
If it isn't broke...
You know how it goes. And I assure you, I am many, many, many things, but broke is not one of them, in every way of the word's worn meaning.
...See what I mean? Very interesting. I'm certainly not bored, either.