Gods rejoice; I can once more grace all of you with my words, not some boring, repressed old poet. After a disappointingly intimate experience with the lines I received, I really have to ask:
Why didn't I get more pickup lines?
But I digress, while that is a serious and painful injustice, I simply can't do anything about it, and so I'll just have to amuse myself with other things.
Anyway, now that I'm not being kissed by a
flaming fairy, my schedule is blissfully free.