Well.
How educational.
My roomates are perverts. They've irreparably... 'tainted' the kitchen counter, the sofa and the top of the television set. I will never look at a whisk the same way again-- and we're buying a new egg timer!
While they've lost points in the moaning (it is not unlike two drunken hippos singing auld lang syne) they've gained them back in the inventive and practical application of a turkey baster. Both of them are very creative.
All in all, I must say I approve wholeheartedly.
[ooc Holly and Trouble are reliving an incident where they got very... friendly with one another. Guess who saw? And guess who's... embellishing just a bit?]