FOURTY-NINE (to define 'almost')

Nov 16, 2007 21:53

You may stop wringing your handkerchiefs, now, I'm fine. Though, this has given me something to think about; if I ever get sick of all of you and die spectacularly, after they make the play commemorating my life (well, the second one. Or, who knows at that point, maybe the third) I want a fantastic funeral.

Flowers.

A tomb. A giant tomb. An enormous tomb.

Professional mourners.

An order of monks dedicated to its continued upkeep.

Virgin sacrifices.

You know, the the works. George, you're in charge of making sure that happens, you'll probably be around in another couple centuries or so.

Also, checkup, everyone who I should spare two seconds on (you know who you are) please tell me your status in light of the most recent horror.

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Lastly, everyone, this is Cal. If he tells you to call him anything else, it's a dirty, dirty lie; especially if it has anything to do with Shakespeare.

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screwing around yus?, actual sweat, 'the' is totally a prefix, privateness, mourning the loss of my favorite shirt, a to zed, my funeral?, george, my cal senses are tingling, still reeling from the triplet story?, ho ho ho!, heroism can be so banal, lolz, he's just doing this for attention, cal, say hello to my ego, virgin sacrifices?, htoh, story time!, georgia~, i'm pan lol, i have evol monologues, htoh tiemz, lets not, freud wore women's panties, this entry has too many tags, never use 1 word when 20 will do, post-curse, what if day, hide the virgins, libido nietz, ...or are you just happy to see me?, meant to be sexually suggestive

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