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FOURTY-NINE (to define 'almost')

Nov 16, 2007 21:53

You may stop wringing your handkerchiefs, now, I'm fine. Though, this has given me something to think about; if I ever get sick of all of you and die spectacularly, after they make the play commemorating my life (well, the second one. Or, who knows at that point, maybe the third) I want a fantastic funeral.

Flowers.

A tomb. A giant tomb. An ( Read more... )

screwing around yus?, actual sweat, 'the' is totally a prefix, privateness, mourning the loss of my favorite shirt, a to zed, my funeral?, george, my cal senses are tingling, still reeling from the triplet story?, ho ho ho!, heroism can be so banal, lolz, he's just doing this for attention, cal, say hello to my ego, virgin sacrifices?, htoh, story time!, georgia~, i'm pan lol, i have evol monologues, htoh tiemz, lets not, freud wore women's panties, this entry has too many tags, never use 1 word when 20 will do, post-curse, what if day, hide the virgins, libido nietz, ...or are you just happy to see me?, meant to be sexually suggestive

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cal_sitter November 17 2007, 03:47:02 UTC

There will be no virgin sacrifices. You'll have to make due with monetary offerings and other inanimate objects intended to pacify and commemorate the deceased.

Private to Robin; Unhackable

If you see Cal, tell him to come home before I drag him home by his ear if necessary.

tehpuck November 17 2007, 03:49:18 UTC

Niko, by the time this matter needs to be spoken for, you won't have a say in the matter. But I thank you for your input, it has been noted and considered!

And if they volunteer, who am I to turn them away?

Private to Niko | | Unhackable

Will do. Where do we assume he's run off to, and why?

cal_sitter November 17 2007, 03:56:17 UTC

Then I will be certain to cease my regular contributions to the Goodfellow Memorial Trust.

Private to Robin; Unhackable

He wouldn't tell me, but he doesn't have quite as many choices here, does he?

tehpuck November 17 2007, 03:58:46 UTC

A trust... fantastic idea, Niko, I'll start one immediately!

Private to Niko | | Unhackable

Forest... Bar... Graveyard. Choices, choices.

cal_sitter November 17 2007, 04:03:14 UTC

Mind that it's highly unlikely to carry over when you return to New York.

Private to Robin; Unhackable

Each an equally likely venue in his current mood.

tehpuck November 17 2007, 04:11:07 UTC

Money is money. Some things never change. Live in the present. Follow your joy. Do you need any more clichés?

Private to Niko | | Unhackable

And you are suggesting... the beach? Forest? Rec room? ...laundromat? You know him better than I, obviously, don't make me guess.

cal_sitter November 17 2007, 04:13:12 UTC

No, thank you. I've quite enough to last me at least until tomorrow. You can overwhelm me with your repetoire then.

Private to Robin; Unhackable

If I'm right, he wants to be alone.

tehpuck November 17 2007, 05:37:14 UTC

I'll hold you to it.

Private to Niko | | Unhackable

And if I'm right (And if the sky is blue and the sea wet, etc, etc) then that isn't acceptable.

Private; Unhackable cal_sitter November 17 2007, 05:45:07 UTC

Are you coming with me?

Private; Unhackable tehpuck November 17 2007, 06:20:22 UTC

Yes, I believe I am.

Private; Unhackable cal_sitter November 17 2007, 06:21:18 UTC

Thank you.

Private; Unhackable tehpuck November 17 2007, 06:27:45 UTC

Don't mention it, I don't want to wake up with an angry... with an angry Cal hovering over me.

Private; Unhackable cal_sitter November 17 2007, 06:29:00 UTC

No one does.

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