FOURTY-FOUR (for tactic)

[tehpuck]

...Interesting.

Please form lines a respectable distance away from my house, the leftmost line for those who've met me before, the middle line for... special friends and the right line for those wanting an autograph.

Mind you, any possessions lost while in line are not my concern.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[ravengreenleaf]

Is there a fourth line for people who want to bask in your prescense?

[tehpuck]

But you don't want an autograph?

[ravengreenleaf]

Would you sign my arm?

[tehpuck]

I'd love to.

[ravengreenleaf]

Nothing like defacing my body with your name.

[tehpuck]

It's not defacing, it's adorning.

[ravengreenleaf]

Make sure to use fancy calligraphy then?

[tehpuck]

I wouldn't think of any other option.