Here, allow me to summarise my reation to the first two episodes of season 6 of Lost:
OH.
MY.
GOD.
There you go. That's pretty much it.
Here are the lulzy notes I took upon watching this two-parter. There is some swearing, so it is pretty much hilarious.
watching Lost: LA X, Part 1
OMGOMG my BRAIN HURTS AAAHHHH I KNEW IT OMG MIND FUCK AND I TOTALLY CALLED IT, DESMUND AND EVERYTHING.
Commercial break 2: HOLY HELL WTF MY BRAIN JACOOOOOB! NYGH.
AAHHH HE IS CHATTING IT UP WITH HURLEY WTF WTF IS HE DOING AAHHH I LOVE IT. ALSO WTF IS IN THAT CASE SERIOUSLY GUYS I MUST KNOW.
OMG OMG PENS HE NEEDS PEENNNNNNNS AHHH!
WTFFFFFF.
OMG IT IS ALMOST OVER NO NO NO IT CAN NOT BE ALMOST OVER MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
NO NO NO NO NNNOOOOO SHE CAN NOT DIE IT WILL MAKE ME CRYYY. OH GOD. I AM DESTROYED.
OMG I LOVE THIS AU IT IS FUCKING EXCELLENT. SO DAMN EXCITED. I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. AKJ:GMKJHUI:IN.
PART TWO FUCK YEAH.
lol I LOVE JIN and also I LOVE HURLEY and also I LOVE MILES. And Jules, obv, so yeah.
TUNNELS OMG OMG.
FUCK IT, NOW I WANT TO MAKE A MILES VID.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
OH MY GOD EVERYONE PANIC PANIC FUCK. ASH!! OH MY GOD THEY HAVE ASH! I AM JUST, SO WORDLESS! PS - HUGO I LOVE YOU MAN! "HIM" OH MY GOD "HIM" AHH!
"LET'S NOT RESORT TO NAME CALLING"
"YOU USED ME"
AAAHHHHH OH MY GOD.
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JACOB" AHHHH OH FUCK OH FUCK
OMG MILES CAN'T SEE HIM SO HE'S TOTALLY NOT DEAD
OMG JACK AND JOHN ARE BFF "IT'S ON THE HOUSE" I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH!!
OH FUCK NO NO NO NOT RICHARD, BB PLEASE BE OKAY AHHHH WTF.
Well okay, I saw that part coming. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THOUGH, SERIOUSLY.
The end. LOL! Oh man I missed Lost. There is no show out there that brings quite the same level of mindfuck as this show. I mean, I love other shows more, but none of them reduce me to communicating purely through capslock and abbreviated speech, because my brain has completely melted. Lost is so freaking weird. But I must know how it ends! AHH RICHARD! I can't believe I have to wait a whole week. TA, OFF TO PARTY AT
ONTD_LOST, THE END.
SEE, RICHARD IS AS CONFUSED AS I AM.