Oh god. Crack fic is the best thing since sliced bread. Here's a few for you to enjoy if you haven't already.

Total Eclipse of the Heart by xylodemon [NC-17] Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James,implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and impliedJames/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby ( Read more... )