It tastes like burning!

[tehdawgfather]

I just ate the Hotty McHotHot Hottest Sauce Ever.

It's like death ... in your mouth.

I had enough to cover 1/4 of a saltine cracker and since then, to ease the nuclear assault in my oral cavity, I have:

• eaten one (1) plain saltine cracker
  
• drunk three litres of water
  
• chewed three pieces of ice
  
• eaten one (1) egg salad sandwich
  
• eaten one (1)

Comments

[cailleanlarkin]

Milk, cheese, or ice cream!

You nead to drink/eat creamy things to off-set mouth hotness!

[tehdawgfather]

You nead to drink/eat creamy things to off-set mouth hotness!

I'll leave that alone for the time being, but I think I've got it under control. The water was a bad idea but, really, with the hotness of this I just couldn't take it.

The bread from the sandwich and the bagel did a good job of a neutralizing everything.

Fucking hot sauce. Stupid thing is I knew how hot it was (people have been running from this little bowl all day -- one lady had to go home it was so hot) and I tried it anyway thinking I could be a BMOC and handle it.

*le sigh*

[sirinek]

I put a few drops of Dave's Insanity Sauce on some pizza slices and it kept me sweating and tearing up for a while. Of course it always tastes better when you are sweating and crying. ;)

[theometrica]

I'm jealous...