I just ate the Hotty McHotHot Hottest Sauce Ever.
It's like death ... in your mouth.
I had enough to cover 1/4 of a saltine cracker and since then, to ease the nuclear assault in my oral cavity, I have:
- eaten one (1) plain saltine cracker
- drunk three litres of water
- chewed three pieces of ice
- eaten one (1) egg salad sandwich
- eaten one (1) blueberry bagel
And it's still a little warm in there.