FELLOW FAGS
Title: Fellow Fags
Beta: shin9095
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Length: Drabble
Genre: Humor, Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: Jaejoong was so in love with his fanclub and was glad that Yunho wasn’t a virgin. And Heechul fell for an unibrow, church boy. And oh, Heechul braided Jaejoong’s hair, too.
Jaejoong walked into his school’s gate with extra springs on his steps, feeling giddy at the thought of new students that he, for sure, had a chance to ogle. His fanclub’s members were throwing pink petals into the air at his cherry-looking sight. Aah, it’s good to have shippers by my side! They are so good in picking up my mood of the day. He giggled at the girls and boys, sending them tumbling on their knees, crying and thanking the god for their oppa/hyung’s smiles. He gave them a little wave from his right hand before covering his laugh bashfully.
“Can you like stop with the act, Joongie? I’m gonna puke.” Heechul blanched at his cousin’s fake laugh while picking on his hot pink nails.
Gone with the smile and laughter, Jaejoong frowned at his bestfriend slash cousin, who was also his opponent in the highest members of their respective fanclub.
At the sight of their object of affection’s frown, the boys and girls cried in agony at how fast their oppa’s mood could change. The senior members of Jaejoong Youngwonhi started singing Nobody in acapella while sniffling at the same time.
Jaejoong shoved his one finger salute in front of Heechul’s face, flipping his overgrown’s silky blonde hair dramatically. “Fuck off, Chullie. I know you made your own entrance 5 minutes ago. You’re just jealous because I stole your spotlight.”
Heechul rolled his eyes, easily winding their arms together as Jaejoong pushed the door to their class dramatically, with wind blowing to their faces and classmates’ gasps to complete their entrance. God, I love my fanclub!
Their classmates rolled their eyes after each of them gasped as they felt threatened by the duo’s respective fanclubs. Some of them even waved their middle fingers in the air. Yes, they hated JaeChul but they still valued their tables and canteen’s food to say no to their fanclubs’ members. God knew what they could do when someone dirtified their oppa/hyung’s mood.
One of their classmates, pulled a chair for Jaejoong, making Heechul snarled in envy. Jaejoong swore that nerd had a hot for him. “Thank you, Alejandro.” Jaejoong smiled and winked to the nerd, making him drop on the floor and end up getting a seizure. And no, the nerd name’s was not Alejandro. Jaejoong just couldn’t remember although they’d been in the same class for 2 years.
The junior members’ of Jaejoong Youngwonhi picked the boy on the floor and sent the poor soul to the school’s clinic, much to the annoyance of the residence nurse, Ms. Kwon. Never mind her because she was a fucking asshole for not believing Jaejoong when the boy actually injured himself while doing their Math’s assignment. Jaejoong fucking pricked his finger with his stupid pen! The nerve of that low woman.
The homeroom’s teacher snapped his third pen of the week when Heechul braided Jaejoong’s hair at the back of the class like nobody’s business.
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“Oh my god sun! Save the earth, holy mackerel! His eyebrow is moving! Oh my god! The world is at its end.” Jaejoong wailed as the new students entered their class.
“Shush, Joongie. I’m in love with his unibrow. And it’s moving because he’s twitching it!” Heechul sighed dreamily at the tall boy, who had introduced himself as a church boy.
Jaejoong guffawed at Heechul’s crestfallen face when the boy introduced himself. “Poor Chullie got himself head over heel with church boy who detest gayboys like you.” Jaejoong cooed mockingly.
“Hello, my name is Jung Yunho. I have black belt in hapkido and I like guys.”
Jaejoong screeched in happiness. God bless Monday mornings!
Yunho who was startled by the screeching, immediately smirked as his eyes landed on a giddy face, blonde boy. How in the world that the boy had blonde hair with an Asian face baffled him.
“I dyed my hair blonde last month. I’m originally a black-haired Asian.” Jaejoong grinned.
Oh, so I said that aloud. Yunho immediately jogged to Jaejoong’s table, swooped down and kissed the hell out of him.
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“I’m a virgin. No matter what you’ve heard people said about me, don’t believe them.” Jaejoong sucked on the straw of his apple juice, flashes of light flickered around him. Damn, I fucking love my shippers. Bless them!
Yunho wrapped his arm around Jaejoong’s slim waist as he shoveled more food into his mouth, nodding as Jaejoong went on and on about his schedule for the week as he needed to squeeze Yunho into his life, now that they were officially going out and all.
Jaejoong poked Yunho’s cheek, gaining the other boy’s attention. “Are you a virgin, too?”
“No.”
“Oh goodie. Then I’m going to have good sex from you now that I know you’re not a blubbering idiot in bed.” Jaejoong clapped his hands, eyes crinkling in mirth. Five girls and ten boys fainted. Ms. Kwon gotta go bat shit on him, again.
“So, when will I get to pop your cherry?” Yunho leered, making church boy flipped his table and stomped off while muttering profanities, Heechul dangled on his broad back.
A/N: The title doesn't have anything to do with the story, isn't it? I just dont know what should I named it, thus, the random title. Random title for a random drabble <3
I really enjoy myself writing this! I laughed! x'D
Here's Jaejoong & Heechul .gif for whoever wants it :'3
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Beta: shin9095
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Length: Drabble
Genre: Humor, Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: Jaejoong was so in love with his fanclub and was glad that Yunho wasn’t a virgin. And Heechul fell for an unibrow, church boy. And oh, Heechul braided Jaejoong’s hair, too.
Jaejoong walked into his school’s gate with extra springs on his steps, feeling giddy at the thought of new students that he, for sure, had a chance to ogle. His fanclub’s members were throwing pink petals into the air at his cherry-looking sight. Aah, it’s good to have shippers by my side! They are so good in picking up my mood of the day. He giggled at the girls and boys, sending them tumbling on their knees, crying and thanking the god for their oppa/hyung’s smiles. He gave them a little wave from his right hand before covering his laugh bashfully.
“Can you like stop with the act, Joongie? I’m gonna puke.” Heechul blanched at his cousin’s fake laugh while picking on his hot pink nails.
Gone with the smile and laughter, Jaejoong frowned at his bestfriend slash cousin, who was also his opponent in the highest members of their respective fanclub.
At the sight of their object of affection’s frown, the boys and girls cried in agony at how fast their oppa’s mood could change. The senior members of Jaejoong Youngwonhi started singing Nobody in acapella while sniffling at the same time.
Jaejoong shoved his one finger salute in front of Heechul’s face, flipping his overgrown’s silky blonde hair dramatically. “Fuck off, Chullie. I know you made your own entrance 5 minutes ago. You’re just jealous because I stole your spotlight.”
Heechul rolled his eyes, easily winding their arms together as Jaejoong pushed the door to their class dramatically, with wind blowing to their faces and classmates’ gasps to complete their entrance. God, I love my fanclub!
Their classmates rolled their eyes after each of them gasped as they felt threatened by the duo’s respective fanclubs. Some of them even waved their middle fingers in the air. Yes, they hated JaeChul but they still valued their tables and canteen’s food to say no to their fanclubs’ members. God knew what they could do when someone dirtified their oppa/hyung’s mood.
One of their classmates, pulled a chair for Jaejoong, making Heechul snarled in envy. Jaejoong swore that nerd had a hot for him. “Thank you, Alejandro.” Jaejoong smiled and winked to the nerd, making him drop on the floor and end up getting a seizure. And no, the nerd name’s was not Alejandro. Jaejoong just couldn’t remember although they’d been in the same class for 2 years.
The junior members’ of Jaejoong Youngwonhi picked the boy on the floor and sent the poor soul to the school’s clinic, much to the annoyance of the residence nurse, Ms. Kwon. Never mind her because she was a fucking asshole for not believing Jaejoong when the boy actually injured himself while doing their Math’s assignment. Jaejoong fucking pricked his finger with his stupid pen! The nerve of that low woman.
The homeroom’s teacher snapped his third pen of the week when Heechul braided Jaejoong’s hair at the back of the class like nobody’s business.
~-~-~-~-~
“Oh my god sun! Save the earth, holy mackerel! His eyebrow is moving! Oh my god! The world is at its end.” Jaejoong wailed as the new students entered their class.
“Shush, Joongie. I’m in love with his unibrow. And it’s moving because he’s twitching it!” Heechul sighed dreamily at the tall boy, who had introduced himself as a church boy.
Jaejoong guffawed at Heechul’s crestfallen face when the boy introduced himself. “Poor Chullie got himself head over heel with church boy who detest gayboys like you.” Jaejoong cooed mockingly.
“Hello, my name is Jung Yunho. I have black belt in hapkido and I like guys.”
Jaejoong screeched in happiness. God bless Monday mornings!
Yunho who was startled by the screeching, immediately smirked as his eyes landed on a giddy face, blonde boy. How in the world that the boy had blonde hair with an Asian face baffled him.
“I dyed my hair blonde last month. I’m originally a black-haired Asian.” Jaejoong grinned.
Oh, so I said that aloud. Yunho immediately jogged to Jaejoong’s table, swooped down and kissed the hell out of him.
~-~-~-~-~
“I’m a virgin. No matter what you’ve heard people said about me, don’t believe them.” Jaejoong sucked on the straw of his apple juice, flashes of light flickered around him. Damn, I fucking love my shippers. Bless them!
Yunho wrapped his arm around Jaejoong’s slim waist as he shoveled more food into his mouth, nodding as Jaejoong went on and on about his schedule for the week as he needed to squeeze Yunho into his life, now that they were officially going out and all.
Jaejoong poked Yunho’s cheek, gaining the other boy’s attention. “Are you a virgin, too?”
“No.”
“Oh goodie. Then I’m going to have good sex from you now that I know you’re not a blubbering idiot in bed.” Jaejoong clapped his hands, eyes crinkling in mirth. Five girls and ten boys fainted. Ms. Kwon gotta go bat shit on him, again.
“So, when will I get to pop your cherry?” Yunho leered, making church boy flipped his table and stomped off while muttering profanities, Heechul dangled on his broad back.
A/N: The title doesn't have anything to do with the story, isn't it? I just dont know what should I named it, thus, the random title. Random title for a random drabble <3
I really enjoy myself writing this! I laughed! x'D
Here's Jaejoong & Heechul .gif for whoever wants it :'3
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