This made me giggle!
The Hollywood Guide to Speaking Chinese This is probably not very funny to people who don't speak Chinese/aren't studying it and as a white, non-native Chinese speaker, I totally sympathize with people trying to learn how to speak a foreign language and being ridiculously terrible at it at first.
On the other hand, I am not a famous Hollywood actor getting paid large sums of money to portray a super awesome, larger than life character.