Tiberious [ƒwa]> :wait... you one of us, Coyote ( Read more... )

"One: you shop at target. Two: you wait in line ( Read more... )

~iNex~[] says:
tho I'm pretty sure you'll never try to understand such a thing - if you ever feel like reconsidering some things about your life read the unabomber manifesto.

I just... wow.

"Well shit, the job offer didn't pan out."
"So what're you going to do now?"
"The same thing I always do when I feel rejected. Get drunk."
"I meant more like a long-term plan."
"...Stay drunk?"

I can't do one simple thing without starting trouble. The guy at Long John Silvers was giving me a fistfull of change, and my meal. I casually told him to put the money in the bag.
"WHAT!?!" "The change... Put my change in the bag."
Sometimes I'm amazed I haven't been shot while trying to buy cigarettes or something.