Comments | teenslave017: CHINA, CHINA, CHINA!

teenslave017

CHINA, CHINA, CHINA!

May 22, 2005 21:35

Today I got China vaccines for hepatitis, malaria, and typhoid.

DOCTOR: OK, so I am prescribing you with 30 mg of Typhoid Vaccine pills.

ME: ... Do you, um, have... um, Typhoid Suppositories?

DOCTOR: (Awkward pause)… Steven, Typhoid is a respiratory illness.

ME: …. Sean’s going to want a Typhoid Suppository.

SEAN: I can’t take pills, they make ( Read more... )

Comments 7

enamored May 23 2005, 02:43:09 UTC

HAHA REMEBER WHEN MR HERBERT ATE THOSE SUPPOSITORIES IN FRANCE... we werent there, but the story is still hilarious.

anonymous May 23 2005, 22:23:06 UTC

You are a fruit cake!

teenslave017 May 23 2005, 22:30:56 UTC

Kyle Meadows, you are witty indeed.

samwillkillhim May 24 2005, 02:22:27 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA

For some reason I feel sorry for anyone who comes in contact with you on a casual basis.

"She's a hee-hawin' donkey guhl..."

teenslave017 May 24 2005, 03:06:37 UTC

You mean formal?

samwillkillhim May 24 2005, 10:10:54 UTC

No, I mean anyone who has a fleeting encounter with you, gets freaked out, and later commits suicide; as opposed to someone who braves the horrors of the McDonald ways then grows addicted to them. Kind of like heroin.

teenslave017 May 24 2005, 22:38:17 UTC

Ah, yes.