CHINA, CHINA, CHINA!
Today I got China vaccines for hepatitis, malaria, and typhoid.
DOCTOR: OK, so I am prescribing you with 30 mg of Typhoid Vaccine pills.
ME: ... Do you, um, have... um, Typhoid Suppositories?
DOCTOR: (Awkward pause)… Steven, Typhoid is a respiratory illness.
ME: …. Sean’s going to want a Typhoid Suppository.
SEAN: I can’t take pills, they make me shit!