last night I had a shower at 3 in the morning- sandwiched between 2 hours of sleep. Also I had 4 showers yesterday.
I would complain, but I'm too fucking hot to move.
cheers
teddy

Has anyone tried wearing a headband ( Read more... )

What should I get my roomie for the 'JC' birth?... I'm a little poor, so nothing too extravagent. She's 27 year old sexy nurse, with a twin sister. I've thouhgt of giving her a little chamber maid outfit....something that she could were around the house......But seriously any ideas? she always has candles buring, but I feel that's a little too easy ( Read more... )

Hello all, not much going on with me. Read this on the onion, thought it was pretty funny...kinda wish I wrote it ( Read more... )

OK, so here's the deal. I need some  HELP from my internet friends  . I need you guys to respond to a couple of questions.

Please be honest, as my sanity my rest in the balance:

Upon waking up late, do will you skip a morning shower in order to make up lost time? Even though you won't look as pretty as you normally would.

Have you ever ( Read more... )

First of all ( Read more... )

Holly shit ( Read more... )

awww shit, shoudln't of ate that choclate bar
meh
ted

So as its 3:30ish I have decided that the election will not be decided this evening. I've talked about this with seth(and perhaps others), so I'm not taking complete credit for this idea: When I here the words "Republican Party", I imagine a group old clammy white men; sitting around a large hot tub, smoking cubans cigars(you know they do)while ( Read more... )

holly shit,
they might actually elect ass face .....agian????

Just saw motorcycle diaries, very solid movie. WOuld definitely recommend

nuff said
tedders