Come porn with me! Porn-paragraph-a-thon

Dec 14, 2007 18:06

I was talking to poisontaster while working on my yuletide fic, and we were bemoaning the lack of truly dirtybadwrong porn in our lives.

So, I have resolved (hush, I know it's not New Year's yet! *G*) to fix that. Today. Right now. All weekend. As long as you want. We'll keep this going until the post can't take any more comments. pez_gurl if you can't keep up archiving, ( Read more... )

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Supernatural zooey_glass04 December 15 2007, 01:41:28 UTC
Sam/Dean; scrunch

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Re: Supernatural thehighwaywoman December 15 2007, 18:57:28 UTC
"Scrunch", in the sense that they're scrunched into the back of the Impala. Extrapolations-R-Me.

If he's told Dean once he's told him a hundred times: good as fucking in the Impala might sound, it's not physically possible given the length of limbs plus body mass.

Can't happen.

But as his fingers scrabble in vain over the back of the passenger seat for some kind of purchase, any kind, and then on the smooth leather of the back seat, still with no luck… with Dean's lips hotwetnasty around his cock, head bobbing up and down, drool and pre-come oozing from the corners of his mouth… with the wicked light in his eyes that keep meeting Sam's, goading him, daring him… with all that, Sam thinks maybe there's a few things that the laws of physics don't account for.

Hot damn, don't they ever.

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Re: Supernatural technosage December 15 2007, 20:58:19 UTC
*claps* I wondered how "scrunch" would get used. I couldn't think of anything. Well done!

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Re: Supernatural thehighwaywoman December 15 2007, 21:04:51 UTC
Thanks!

The only other thing I could think of was a hair scrunchy, which, while it could be interesting in its various uses, kept cracking me up.

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Re: Supernatural technosage December 15 2007, 21:09:14 UTC
Why am I thinking of bondage now? *laughs & laughs* I apparently have it on the brain today. :D

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Re: Supernatural thehighwaywoman December 15 2007, 22:13:17 UTC
Now I have this mental image of Dean tied to a bed with various sparkly pink-and-purple hair scrunchies (possibly one with smiley faces) and Not Happy about it X-D

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Re: Supernatural technosage December 15 2007, 22:16:27 UTC
Hee. Serves him right for Chick Presents. ;)

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Re: Supernatural thehighwaywoman December 15 2007, 22:21:22 UTC
*resists. temptation. to crack!fic this*

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Re: Supernatural earthquakedream December 15 2007, 22:22:13 UTC
...I say do it.

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Re: Supernatural zooey_glass04 December 17 2007, 00:16:09 UTC
I like your extrapolations. Mmmmmmmm, very hot!

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