do that voodoo that you do...
So, hey, it's that time! Bidding is open at Sweet Charity that fandom fundraiser I was talking about, god, what, three weeks ago now before I got sick?
I dunno.
It looks like Kassie bailed on offering up minionhood, the ho. I was looking forward to making her read Nan's aweseomesauce J2 schmooptrocity and the one we're about to perpetrate together with/for Our Miss Lindsay. For which I swear Kassie is going to defriend us both FOREVER.
ANYHOW.
I'm for sale!
Because I'm kinda slow sometimes and I get a bit panicky about having too many things promised (you've seen my list, right?), I've only offered up a short fic. 1000+ words of J2, Supernatural (Sam/Dean or gen only), The Black Donnellys (Tommy/Kevin, Tommy/Jenny, or gen only), Heroes (no Sylar pairings), or SGA (Weir, Dex, Shep, McKay, Teyla, and Sam Carter if you want spin off my sexverse).
But, y'know, you know me. Most of the time I can't write short to save my life. So, unless it's PWP you're wanting, it'll end up longer.
And, if there's something you know I write and you're dying to have me write it (and, NO, Rachel, I'm not writing self-impregnating Sylar, FORGET IT, and any of you who threaten me with that damned Tommy/squid-monster crackfic are SO. DEAD.) especially DWU Bruce/Oliver, drop me a tag to this post or email and ask and I'll let you know if I think I can do it. Hey, even if you don't win the bidding, who knows? Your bunny might bite me anyway. *beams*
All right but more than that, I offered myself up for two betas of fics of no more than 5000 words. There's a list of fandoms I beta comfortably in, but I can do others and definitely original fic. Y'all know I edited erotic romance for 5 years before I moved into marketing. Right?
Point is, I'm whoring out my editorial talents for any two people who want to pay for them.
If you've been thinking about submitting a story somewhere and you're terrified? Here's your chance to get a professional's eye view of your work before you do it. (No guarantees about acceptance anywhere, especially Loose Id, but it can't hurt.) If y'all raise more than $50 for RAINN because of me, I'll look at longer fics or full submission packages of three chapters plus synopsis.
Whaddya waiting for? You KNOW you're dying to boss me around. And if not me, then there's like SO many awesome people who put themselves up for auction. estrella30 will be your fic bitch for a month! ethrosdemon will write crack tailored just for you! keepaofthecheez will write you J2 of your very own! poisontaster, brynwulf omg so many the list is HUGE and that doesn't even touch the graphics (Dude, slodwick and clex_monkie89 I'ma own your asses. *g*).
Go. Bid. Don't care if you bid on me. It's for a fabulous cause. Support RAINN, the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network. Because seriously, with what we write and read, we oughtta.
I dunno.
It looks like Kassie bailed on offering up minionhood, the ho. I was looking forward to making her read Nan's aweseomesauce J2 schmooptrocity and the one we're about to perpetrate together with/for Our Miss Lindsay. For which I swear Kassie is going to defriend us both FOREVER.
ANYHOW.
I'm for sale!
Because I'm kinda slow sometimes and I get a bit panicky about having too many things promised (you've seen my list, right?), I've only offered up a short fic. 1000+ words of J2, Supernatural (Sam/Dean or gen only), The Black Donnellys (Tommy/Kevin, Tommy/Jenny, or gen only), Heroes (no Sylar pairings), or SGA (Weir, Dex, Shep, McKay, Teyla, and Sam Carter if you want spin off my sexverse).
But, y'know, you know me. Most of the time I can't write short to save my life. So, unless it's PWP you're wanting, it'll end up longer.
And, if there's something you know I write and you're dying to have me write it (and, NO, Rachel, I'm not writing self-impregnating Sylar, FORGET IT, and any of you who threaten me with that damned Tommy/squid-monster crackfic are SO. DEAD.) especially DWU Bruce/Oliver, drop me a tag to this post or email and ask and I'll let you know if I think I can do it. Hey, even if you don't win the bidding, who knows? Your bunny might bite me anyway. *beams*
All right but more than that, I offered myself up for two betas of fics of no more than 5000 words. There's a list of fandoms I beta comfortably in, but I can do others and definitely original fic. Y'all know I edited erotic romance for 5 years before I moved into marketing. Right?
Point is, I'm whoring out my editorial talents for any two people who want to pay for them.
If you've been thinking about submitting a story somewhere and you're terrified? Here's your chance to get a professional's eye view of your work before you do it. (No guarantees about acceptance anywhere, especially Loose Id, but it can't hurt.) If y'all raise more than $50 for RAINN because of me, I'll look at longer fics or full submission packages of three chapters plus synopsis.
Whaddya waiting for? You KNOW you're dying to boss me around. And if not me, then there's like SO many awesome people who put themselves up for auction. estrella30 will be your fic bitch for a month! ethrosdemon will write crack tailored just for you! keepaofthecheez will write you J2 of your very own! poisontaster, brynwulf omg so many the list is HUGE and that doesn't even touch the graphics (Dude, slodwick and clex_monkie89 I'ma own your asses. *g*).
Go. Bid. Don't care if you bid on me. It's for a fabulous cause. Support RAINN, the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network. Because seriously, with what we write and read, we oughtta.