Ouch
So yesterday I had to fill out an incident report for myself at Portillo's... I got hit in the GROIN with a whole ONION. I was walking through the kitchen and my mexican friends Julio and Maria were screwing around. Maria went to throw an at Julio as I was coming around the corner. Julio jumped out of the way as I caught it...Right in the jewels.
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the sad thing is, I know that's EXACTLY how Mary Lou would have worded it. I miss those good ol' Portillo's antics ^-^
at least you're not ALWAYS getting hit in the business...my b/f's crotch is apparently magnetic, in the BAD way. He managed to rack himself on a ski once...while it was ON his foot. Figure that one out!
and that's totally right out of a bad Bob Saget-hosted America's Funniest Home Videos show. I suspect they would air your clip right after one of those segments with the Jack-a-lope. ;)
p.s. bob saget pwns ♥
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