Ouch
So yesterday I had to fill out an incident report for myself at Portillo's... I got hit in the GROIN with a whole ONION. I was walking through the kitchen and my mexican friends Julio and Maria were screwing around. Maria went to throw an at Julio as I was coming around the corner. Julio jumped out of the way as I caught it...Right in the jewels. Needless to say it wasn't the most pleasant way to start out my day. It would have hurt to get hit with that onion thrown the way she did ANYWHERE. Of course I had to get it THERE. I'm not so sure the office will take the report seriously when the read Mary Lou's statement, "Nick got whacked in the nuts with an onion". Very professional establishment I work in. I suppose the whole thing is pretty damn funny, after the fact. I was trying to get Mary Lou to give me the survelance footage so I can send it in to some "funniest videos" show. There were always people getting hit in the groin on that show.. I can almost hear Bob Saget's bad voice over now.. how would it go?