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So today I was thinking while I was up in the lifeguard chair, and I came to a couple realizations. 1) I think I'm eventually gonna get skin cancer on my shoulders (this is actually serious), because I think they've burned almost every summer for the past howevermany years. Not cool. So that led me to realization number 2) I was thinking about how I saw someone's profile the other day and it had one of those "no smoking" signs and then said "There are cooler ways to die than cancer." Well yes, but the chances of dying from a pirate attack or something equally as cool are so much less than dying of cancer, that I'm willing to just take my chances and smoke and get sunburned.