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techieguru

Note to everyone in LJ land

Dec 14, 2023 23:12

I am female.

The "techie" in techieguru is a theatre reference, not a computer reference.

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miss_crystal December 14 2003, 21:03:46 UTC

Hmmm... I think I need confirmation of this.

techieguru December 14 2003, 21:06:10 UTC

The tits weren't proof enough?

miss_crystal December 14 2003, 21:09:05 UTC

Hmmm... I'm gonna have to say no. Further proof, please. Because, you know, I've always thought you were secretly a man. ;)

techieguru December 14 2003, 21:10:27 UTC

My my, how forward of you. It's because I wear boy pants, isn't it?

miss_crystal December 14 2003, 21:11:47 UTC

Nope. It's because you're so damn opinionated! Didn't you know that women are supposed to be seen, and not heard?!

techieguru December 14 2003, 21:15:10 UTC

*kicks off shoes and heads to kitchen*

snmnstrz21 December 14 2003, 21:22:37 UTC

*SNORT*

rakafkaven December 19 2003, 14:06:09 UTC

Well, apparently they're hairy. I've got friends who are card-carrying crotch-scratching members of the XY Fraternity, but still sport hairy B-cups.

So, no. You'll have to produce a child before we'll know you're really female.

techieguru December 22 2003, 16:28:04 UTC

"Oh! I forgot to have a baby! I'm not a real woman!"

rakafkaven December 22 2003, 17:14:44 UTC

I'm sure the Blue Fairy can help you out.

sebatical December 28 2003, 21:14:08 UTC

wait! i missed those!!

redo!

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